Bareback Mountain -- The Changing Cowboy

Six weeks on a mountain can really change a guy:

Weekly Grocery Lists
Brokeback Mountain
Ennis Del Mar & Jack Twist

? Week #1
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
Cigarettes

? Week #2
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
Cigarettes

? Week #3
Beans al Fresca
Thin-Sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky Vodka & Tanqueray Gin
(1) Tube K-Y Gel

? Week #4
Beans en Salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
(6) Bottles Best Chardonnay
600-Thread Count Egyptian Cotton Sheets
Clinique Pore Control Masque
(2) Tubes K-Y Gel

? Week #5
Fresh Fava Beans
Jasmine Rice
Prosciutto
Thinly sliced Medallions of Veal
Porcini Mushrooms
Pint Of Heavy Whipping Cream
(1) Cub Scout Uniform (Size 42 Long)
(6) Bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
MUDD Hair Gel
Extra Large Bottle Astro-Glide

? Week #6
Yukon Gold Potatoes
Heavy Whipping Cream
Asparagus (thin stalks)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere Cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive Oil (first cold pressing)
White Balsamic Vinegar
Truffle Oil
Almay Under Eye Night Cream
Clinique Shaving Gel
(6) Yards Silk Organdy - White
(6) Yards Bridal Taffeta - Ivory
(3) Cases Of Dom Periognon
Large Tin Crisco