Oral Fixation

Just for the record, I love chewing gum.

Caffeinated Cheerleader

I guess I'm not the only one.

Bareback Mountain -- The Changing Cowboy

Six weeks on a mountain can really change a guy:

Weekly Grocery Lists
Brokeback Mountain
Ennis Del Mar & Jack Twist

? Week #1
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
Cigarettes

? Week #2
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
Cigarettes

? Week #3
Beans al Fresca
Thin-Sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky Vodka & Tanqueray Gin
(1) Tube K-Y Gel

? Week #4
Beans en Salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
(6) Bottles Best Chardonnay
600-Thread Count Egyptian Cotton Sheets
Clinique Pore Control Masque
(2) Tubes K-Y Gel

? Week #5
Fresh Fava Beans
Jasmine Rice
Prosciutto
Thinly sliced Medallions of Veal
Porcini Mushrooms
Pint Of Heavy Whipping Cream
(1) Cub Scout Uniform (Size 42 Long)
(6) Bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
MUDD Hair Gel
Extra Large Bottle Astro-Glide

? Week #6
Yukon Gold Potatoes
Heavy Whipping Cream
Asparagus (thin stalks)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere Cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive Oil (first cold pressing)
White Balsamic Vinegar
Truffle Oil
Almay Under Eye Night Cream
Clinique Shaving Gel
(6) Yards Silk Organdy - White
(6) Yards Bridal Taffeta - Ivory
(3) Cases Of Dom Periognon
Large Tin Crisco

Goodbye, FAB

Why do we do the things we do? We're forced, we're encouraged, or we're inspired. This Blog comes from inspiration. I read others ramblings. Most have been like finding a wallflower's journal in the hall of your high school and reading some really bad poetry. Wistful longings or dreams of death. Typically written by some Goth girl in a size 18 black mini-skirt dreaming of moving out to . . . WELL FUCK YOU, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE! Just somewhere more special than . . . here. And some times the blog turns out, interesting. The cover of the notebook has a picture of a kitten dangling with the caption "Hang In There, Baby!" Like just out of camera range there's a pack of slobbering Yorkies just waiting to tear the kitten into pieces. But inside the cover you find high school angst wrapped up inside a poem about masterbation where the writer envisions the dildo is a dagger and with each thrust she is murdering her virginity. And when you're done reading you're sporting a massive woody in the middle of Geometry.

That was how it was when I discovered FAB (www.fatasianbaby.com). Not that she wrote graphic poetry about self-abuse, but that her anonimity allowed her to be honest. To explore the word and share, but on her terms. FAB inspired me. So I cannot promise a daily feed, but the view from here can be . . . slippery. So keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times . . . and have fun!

Goodbye FAB, thanks for the inspiration.

MOF